Pick up lines that should go into retirement
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
I'd walk a million miles over broken glass just to meet the guy that fucked you last.
I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.
My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
Hey do you live on a chicken farm? You're really good at raising cocks.
Lets play Pearl Harbor, I lay down and you blow me to heaven.
I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight!
The only time I'd kick you outta bed would be to fuck you on the floor!
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted?
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
When God made you, he was showing off.
Man: Do you like to dance?
Woman: Yes !
Man: Well then could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?